One day in a magical land there was a girl called daisy and she loved kittens.
One fat cat named Nigel fell over onto a building and the building broke and it was my house.
I was so cross that I want to destroy the cats home. So the next day I got a bulldozer and demolished the cats home the fat cat attacked me I looked like I was in a pot of dirty, stinky rats.
“That cat is so annoying” I said one day I will get him back. Dun dun dun.
Also the cat doesn’t have a brain.